{"id":80,"date":"2018-06-07T01:30:10","date_gmt":"2018-06-07T01:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/calamitycast.com\/dotw\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=80"},"modified":"2019-02-28T02:06:38","modified_gmt":"2019-02-28T02:06:38","slug":"dick-week-ep-9-royally-screwed","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"https:\/\/calamitycast.com\/dotw\/podcast\/dick-week-ep-9-royally-screwed\/","title":{"rendered":"DotW: Royally Screwed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Episode 9: Royally Screwed<\/p>\n<p>Princes and Dukes and Kings, oh YES (Or, you know, Princesses and Duchesses and Queens. We like them all)!<\/p>\n<p>In honor of the Royal Wedding, the ladies of Dick of the Week sit down to chat about royalty in romance novels. Who doesn&#8217;t dream at one point or another of Prince Charming sweeping them off their feet? But&#8230;is it as good as it actually sounds? Take a listen as we discuss the good and the bad of the Royal trope in Romance.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Books and Authors Mentioned:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sexy Bastard Series by Eve Jagger<\/p>\n<p>The Swedish Prince by Karina Halle<\/p>\n<p>Charmed by the Bartender Piper Rayne<\/p>\n<p>Royal Heartbreakers by Renna Peak and Ember Casey<\/p>\n<p>On Wattpad:\u00a0@Kanyeinterruptedme<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Join these three lady friends in this wild adventure full of laughs, sassiness, and good times.<b><\/b><\/p>\n<p dir=\"ltr\">Dick of the Week was co-created by Stephanie Kazowz, Duchess, and Liz Zerkel and is brought to you by CalamityCast, online at\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/calmitycast.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">calmitycast.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Episode 9: Royally Screwed Princes and Dukes and Kings, oh YES (Or, you know, Princesses and Duchesses and Queens. We like them all)! 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