{"id":159,"date":"2019-07-17T16:14:13","date_gmt":"2019-07-17T16:14:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/calamitycast.com\/dotw\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=159"},"modified":"2019-07-17T16:15:51","modified_gmt":"2019-07-17T16:15:51","slug":"dotw-cheater-cheater-pumpkin-eater","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"https:\/\/calamitycast.com\/dotw\/podcast\/dotw-cheater-cheater-pumpkin-eater\/","title":{"rendered":"DotW: Cheater, Cheater, Pumpkin Eater"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Dick of the Week episode 27<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hello! Stephanie and Liz are back to discuss what our breaking point is with books. What makes us give up, put it down, and walk away (most likely angrily)?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poor writing skills? Unlikable heroes? Story arcs with no redemption? Sure all of that is part of it, but the big no-no is when partners cheat on each other.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Books and Authors Mentioned:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A Pizza My Heart by Teagan Hunter<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Level Up by Cathy Yardley <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Put a Ring On It series by Maria Luis<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dick of the Week is a proud member of the CalamityCast Network!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dick of the Week episode 27 Hello! Stephanie and Liz are back to discuss what our breaking point is with books. What makes us give up, put it down, and walk away (most likely angrily)? Poor writing skills? Unlikable heroes? Story arcs with no redemption? 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