{"id":208,"date":"2019-09-16T05:00:22","date_gmt":"2019-09-16T05:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/calamitycast.com\/blcd\/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=208"},"modified":"2019-09-01T01:29:16","modified_gmt":"2019-09-01T01:29:16","slug":"episode-315-cuppa-coffee-a-cyanide-tablet","status":"publish","type":"podcast","link":"https:\/\/calamitycast.com\/blcd\/podcast\/episode-315-cuppa-coffee-a-cyanide-tablet\/","title":{"rendered":"Episode 315 &#8211; Cuppa Coffee &#038; A Cyanide Tablet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>In <strong>\u201cPart 15\u201d<\/strong> we sadly say goodbye to the Log Lady. She served bravely in the war against the Black Lodge, and she will be missed. Elsewhere, Mr. C meets face-to-face\u2026 well, face-to-tea kettle, with PHILIP JEFFERIES, who, I guess lives in a giant tea kettle at the Dutchman\u2019s Lodge? Who even knows with this show\u2026 Also, there\u2019s more Audrey (blech), and James pays the price for being nice to a person!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our main theme, \u201cDownstream\u201d was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song \u201cGhostwood\u201d was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at <a href=\"https:\/\/retropromenade.bandcamp.com\/\">retropromenade.bandcamp.com<\/a>. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/calamitycast.com\/\">CalamityCast<\/a>; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In \u201cPart 15\u201d we sadly say goodbye to the Log Lady. She served bravely in the war against the Black Lodge, and she will be missed. 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