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And holy cow he\u2019s like, <em>really<\/em> good at slot machines. \u00a0Skill, finesse, HE\u2019S GOT IT ALL, BABY! \u00a0Elsewhere, we get to spend some time with Sheriff N\u00fc Truman, Gordon Cole and Alvern Rozerbeam head to South Dakota, and &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3 DENISE BRYSON RETURNS!!! &lt;3 &lt;3 &lt;3<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our main theme, \u201cDownstream\u201d was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song \u201cGhostwood\u201d was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at <a href=\"https:\/\/retropromenade.bandcamp.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\" (opens in a new tab)\">retropromenade.bandcamp.com<\/a>. 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