Black Lodge Complaint Department

Episode 222 – Twelve Rainbow Trouts in the Bed

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 08 Apr 2019 05:00:06 +0000

This is it! Wait… this is it? THIS?! Okay… Well, we get the old Nadine back! Andy and Lucy are in love! Special Agent Dale Cooper is bested by drapery! With “Beyond Life and Death,” Twin Peaks is over, baby! Until next week that is...

Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan.

The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 221 – Contortionistic Jazz Exotica

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 01 Apr 2019 05:00:35 +0000

In the penultimate episode of Twin Peaks season 2, Truman and Cooper uncover most of the secrets of the Black Lodge. Note where it is though, which seems like the most important part. *shrug* Also, I wanna saaaaaay Amy is kidnapped? Amanda? Annie! That’s it, Windom takes ANNIE. Gasp!

The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 220 – Nothing Like A Trout’s Leap in the Moonlight

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 25 Mar 2019 05:00:16 +0000

In Twin Peaks episode 220, “The Path to the Black Lodge,” Cooper and Truman delve further into the Owl Cave petroglyph. Also, the loveable Major Briggs takes the most dangerous walk, and as a result, gets attacked by a horse. It’s all very stupid.

The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 219 – A Little R&R With The Doolittle Twins

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 18 Mar 2019 05:00:12 +0000

Adam and Daniel are at it again, covering episode 219 of Twin Peaks – “Variations and Relations.” Once again, Windom Earle tries and fails to show us how scary he is. Also, Bobby’s mind is shattered by the sensual truth comes from being with an older lady. OH AND GORDON COLE IS BACK AND HE’S HERE TO MAKE OUT! Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 218 – Always Tell The Hardest Truth First

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 11 Mar 2019 05:00:13 +0000

We are again joined by a guest! CalamityCast founding Member William Mead takes a seat at the table to chat about Twin Peaks episode 218 – “On the Wings of Love.” We learn of some top-notch hangover cures, our guest gets enraged at the thought of eating unwashed carrots, and Lucy has feelings… underpants feelings. Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 217 – Lotta Fuss Over A Loose Weasel

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 04 Mar 2019 05:00:47 +0000

This week we’re going over Twin Peaks episode 217, “Wounds and Scars” and, man, this one was something else. There’s “good” and then there’s “something else.” There’s another romantic picnic scene, Norma’s sister moves to town, and Truman gets friggin’ trashed! Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. Extra-special thanks go out to 18 Carat Affair for the use of “Ou Suis Je” in the cold open. Find them online at 18carataffair.bandcamp.com! The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 216 – Murdered by the Rules

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 25 Feb 2019 05:00:48 +0000

One day we’ll all look back on this and wonder, “why?” Until then, Adam and Daniel cover episode 216 of Twin Peaks – “The Condemned Woman,” wherein James and Donna break up for what seems like the fifth time, Josie is raptured, and Billy Zane(?!) shows up to leer at a teenager! Super cool... Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 215 – Paprika and Goulash

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 18 Feb 2019 05:00:00 +0000

Wow, episode 215 of Twin Peaks, entitled “Slaves and Masters” is something else, folks. Windom Earle is a truly disappointing villain, Catherine enjoys a delicious pig’s head dinner with Thomas Eckhart, and James gets wanged on the noggin. On the plus side… um, hmmm… oh! Shelly and Norma share a sensual scene at the Double R! Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 214 – You Can Always Shoot Later

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 11 Feb 2019 05:00:47 +0000

The fellas once again welcome a guest to their madness! This time, Daniel’s sister (whose name is, I wanna say is Sarah?) join in the discussion. In, “Double Play” episode 214 of Twin Peaks, OH FUCK LEO’S AWAKE! That can’t be good… Certainly there are some more positive beats, right? Uh, Evelyn and Malcolm enact their murderous plan, Thomas Eckhart appears, and then there’s Windom Earle… soooo no, it’s all gone to hell. Dang. Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 213 – It Was Just My Legs

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 04 Feb 2019 05:00:52 +0000

In this week’s episode of BLCD, Daniel… he may be losing it, guys. “Checkmate”, episode 213 of Twin Peaks, tore him down, similar to, but in a less-racist way than, how Ben Horne is being torn down. It’s mentally exhausting! Elsewhere, Truman and Cooper try to capture ol’ Jean Renault, and… hey, it works! Neat! Also, Catherine is up to her old shenanigans! Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 212 – Admiration is for Poets and Dairy Cows

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 28 Jan 2019 05:00:02 +0000

We’re back with our second ever guest on this week’s episode of BLCD. This week we’re going over Twin Peaks episode 212, “The Black Widow” with friend of the show and CalamityCast contributor JWein “Jen” Weinman! Cooper looks into some questionable real estate, Big Bopper takes up a new hobby, and THANK THE SWEET BABY JESUS MAJOR BRIGGS IS BACK! Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. Extra-special thanks go out to 18 Carat Affair for the use of “Hotline Guide” online at 18carataffair.bandcamp.com; and “Epoch” by Double Zeta, available from retropromenade.bandcamp.com, in the cold open! The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 211 – Let a Smile Be Your Umbrella

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 21 Jan 2019 05:00:32 +0000

Things are more or less garbage for our hosts, and they’re not too hot for the residents of Twin Peaks, either! In “Masked Ball”, episode 211 of Twin Peaks, Ben loses One Eyed Jack’s, Cooper may be losing his freedom, and Ol’ Tricky Dick Tremayne nearly loses his leg. On the plus side - Denise Bryson arrives in town, and she is a real joy!

The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 210 – One of Those January/December Sorta Deals

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 14 Jan 2019 05:00:42 +0000

“Dispute Between Brothers”, episode 210 of Twin Peaks, shows us just how shiny patent leather shoes can get. We also get to see Cooper realize his dream of becoming a real Bookhouse Boy, and our hosts discuss the trials and tribulations of night fishing, which include how to stay awake during such a boring activity, and alien abduction. Also, it appears neither Cooper nor Maj. Briggs know how to roast marshmallows.

The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 209 – May We Have This Dance

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 07 Jan 2019 05:00:48 +0000

This is not the end of Twin Peaks, but it is the end of another Palmer. In “Arbitrary Law”, episode 209 of Twin Peaks, we say goodbye to lawyer-extraordinaire turned possessed-by-a-space-ghost maniac Leland Palmer, as he shuffles off to Buffalo. Also: Ben strikes a deal with Mr. T! No, not that Mr. T.

The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 208 – Another Sperm Gun

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 24 Dec 2018 05:00:56 +0000

Okay okay alright, this is it, right? In “Drive With A Dead Girl”, episode 208 of Twin Peaks, Truman and Cooper solve the murder of Laura Palmer, and IT’S LELAND! Or, more accurately Leland as possessed by BOB! And surely this is the end of the show and there’s no more Twin Peaks? That’s ridiculous, of course there’s more!

The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 207 – Catherine, You Look Terrible

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 17 Dec 2018 05:00:13 +0000

THIS. IS. IT! In episode 207 of Twin Peaks, “Lonely Souls”, Daniel finally learns the truth Laura Palmer’s murder! As the series comes to a close… hold on… say again… THIS ISN’T THE END OF THE SERIES?! Holy hell, there’s more?! And you’d think that’d be enough, but this episode has SO MUCH MORE! Bopper and Shelly? You got it! Audrey and Ben? Oh yeah! Is any of it important? Nope!

The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 205 – Not Just Three Men On A Fishing Trip

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 03 Dec 2018 05:00:21 +0000

Daniel and Adam make their way through episode 205 of Twin Peaks, “The Orchid’s Curse”. At least we’re almost through the season… what? THERE ARE 22 EPISODES THIS SEASON?! Ugh… well, Cooper finally finds Audrey’s note from ep108, which means that his room is never cleaned. Wow, the Great Northern is gross. Schemes are plotted, executed, and bumbled. Oh, and Lucy gets an abortion! Probably. Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. Extra-special thanks go out to Waterfront Dining for the use of “Chocolate” in the cold open. Check out their tunes at waterfrontdining.bandcamp.com! The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 204 – Raise a Glass Again Together in Valhalla

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 26 Nov 2018 05:00:35 +0000

Oh dang, it’s episode 204 of Twin Peaks, “Laura’s Secret Diary”! Leland has been arrested for doing a civic duty, WTH? Harold (aka Charles) gets way too flirtatious with Donna, and we’re introduced to the baddest French Canadian in town - JEAN RENAULT! Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 203 – Family Night at the Pancake Plantation

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 19 Nov 2018 05:00:11 +0000

This week our hosts discuss episode 203 of Twin Peaks, “The Man Behind The Glass”. We learn that Albert is a Warrior of Love, or something equally as silly. We also learn Black Rose and Emory’s evil plan - fill Audrey with all of the heroin, and ransom her for cash. Makes sense... Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 202 – The Owls are Not What They Seem

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 05:00:55 +0000

Adam and Daniel take a gander at episode 202 of Twin Peaks, “Coma”, and we get the return of THE LOG LADY! Also, one of the greatest mysteries of this show is solved - Major Garland Briggs’ job DUN DUN DUUUUN. Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.

Episode 201 – Bring the Whole Pie

Black Lodge Complaint Department — Mon, 05 Nov 2018 05:00:15 +0000

Once again we return with episode 201 of Twin Peaks, titled “May The Giant Be With You”. The show finally delivers on the weirdness Daniel had been promised. Mr Homn makes a guest appearance, and we make our way through the aftermath of last season’s finale. Our main theme, “Downstream” was composed by CNTRL_ALT_DSTRY. The song “Ghostwood” was composed by Gridscape. Both appear courtesy of Retro Promenade, online at retropromenade.bandcamp.com. Additional interstitial music was provided by Ian McGowan. Extra-special thanks go out to Bart Graft for the use of “Chase on Brickell” in the cold open. Check him out at bartgraft.bandcamp.com! The Black Lodge Complaint Department is brought to you by CalamityCast; produced by Daniel Williams; and co-created by Adam Baugher and Daniel Williams.