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		<description>The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens.</description>
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	<title>Hold Me Closer, Tiny Dylan</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 29 Aug 2015 02:46:14 +0000</pubDate>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.5 – Hold Me Closer Tiny Dylan

Dylan learns a hard truth. The Baron and Melissa complete a revolutionary new device. Disappointment and confusion ensue!

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Todd Roth and Daniel Williams “act” as Dino-Reps 1 and 2, respectively. Zach Minute acts as our narrator one more time.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.5 – Hold Me Closer Tiny Dylan

Dylan learns a hard truth. The Baron and Melissa complete a revolutionary new device. Disappointment and confusion ensue!

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.5 – Hold Me Closer Tiny Dylan

Dylan learns a hard truth. The Baron and Melissa complete a revolutionary new device. Disappointment and confusion ensue!

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Todd Roth and Daniel Williams “act” as Dino-Reps 1 and 2, respectively. Zach Minute acts as our narrator one more time.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.5 – Hold Me Closer Tiny Dylan

Dylan learns a hard truth. The Baron and Melissa complete a revolutionary new device. Disappointment and confusion ensue!

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Todd Roth and Daniel Williams “act” as Dino-Reps 1 and 2, respectively. Zach Minute acts as our narrator one more time.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>8:40</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.5 – Hold Me Closer Tiny Dylan

Dylan learns a hard truth. The Baron and Melissa complete a revolutionary new device. Disappointment and confusion ensue!

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Todd Roth and Daniel Williams “act” as Dino-Reps 1 and 2, respectively. Zach Minute acts as our narrator one more time.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>The Good, The Bad and The Weird Balls</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/the-good-the-bad-and-the-weird-balls/</link>
	<pubDate>Sat, 22 Aug 2015 02:07:17 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.4 – The Good, The Bad and The Weird Balls

Dylan has a hard time finding privacy in the Menagerie. The Baron plans a rescue mission. We finally find out what happened to that sumbitch dog from season 1, episode 3.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Dave Goddard plays the part of a dog named Sam. Todd Roth becomes Regular Mutant Geoff. Daniel Williams voices the lovely Mrs. Gladys Sheriff, and Zach Minute makes a triumphant return to his now famous role as Sheriff, as well as continuing Narrator duties.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.4 – The Good, The Bad and The Weird Balls

Dylan has a hard time finding privacy in the Menagerie. The Baron plans a rescue mission. We finally find out what happened to that sumbitch dog from season 1, episode 3.

This episode features t]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.4 – The Good, The Bad and The Weird Balls

Dylan has a hard time finding privacy in the Menagerie. The Baron plans a rescue mission. We finally find out what happened to that sumbitch dog from season 1, episode 3.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Dave Goddard plays the part of a dog named Sam. Todd Roth becomes Regular Mutant Geoff. Daniel Williams voices the lovely Mrs. Gladys Sheriff, and Zach Minute makes a triumphant return to his now famous role as Sheriff, as well as continuing Narrator duties.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.4 – The Good, The Bad and The Weird Balls

Dylan has a hard time finding privacy in the Menagerie. The Baron plans a rescue mission. We finally find out what happened to that sumbitch dog from season 1, episode 3.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Dave Goddard plays the part of a dog named Sam. Todd Roth becomes Regular Mutant Geoff. Daniel Williams voices the lovely Mrs. Gladys Sheriff, and Zach Minute makes a triumphant return to his now famous role as Sheriff, as well as continuing Narrator duties.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>7:40</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.4 – The Good, The Bad and The Weird Balls

Dylan has a hard time finding privacy in the Menagerie. The Baron plans a rescue mission. We finally find out what happened to that sumbitch dog from season 1, episode 3.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Dave Goddard plays the part of a dog named Sam. Todd Roth becomes Regular Mutant Geoff. Daniel Williams voices the lovely Mrs. Gladys Sheriff, and Zach Minute makes a triumphant return to his now famous role as Sheriff, as well as continuing Narrator duties.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Sea Men</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/sea-men/</link>
	<pubDate>Sat, 15 Aug 2015 21:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.3 – Sea Men

The group plans a fishing trip! Meanwhile, Melissa has a heart to heart with a fellow crewman. Spoilers – He sucks.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Adam Baugher expertly reprises the role of James O’Douls, and Zach Minute returns as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, and editing by Daniel Williams. Music by Daniel Williams and Nicole Kovaluk.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.3 – Sea Men

The group plans a fishing trip! Meanwhile, Melissa has a heart to heart with a fellow crewman. Spoilers – He sucks.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Adam]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.3 – Sea Men

The group plans a fishing trip! Meanwhile, Melissa has a heart to heart with a fellow crewman. Spoilers – He sucks.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Adam Baugher expertly reprises the role of James O’Douls, and Zach Minute returns as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, and editing by Daniel Williams. Music by Daniel Williams and Nicole Kovaluk.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.3 – Sea Men

The group plans a fishing trip! Meanwhile, Melissa has a heart to heart with a fellow crewman. Spoilers – He sucks.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Adam Baugher expertly reprises the role of James O’Douls, and Zach Minute returns as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, and editing by Daniel Williams. Music by Daniel Williams and Nicole Kovaluk.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>7:30</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.3 – Sea Men

The group plans a fishing trip! Meanwhile, Melissa has a heart to heart with a fellow crewman. Spoilers – He sucks.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Adam Baugher expertly reprises the role of James O’Douls, and Zach Minute returns as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, and editing by Daniel Williams. Music by Daniel Williams and Nicole Kovaluk.]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>New &#8216;Do</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/new-do-season-1-5-ep-2/</link>
	<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2015 15:23:27 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.2 – New ‘Do

After a long night of boozing Melissa decides it’s time for a haircut!

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Dave Goddard plays the part of the Alien Customer, and Zach Minute acts as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.2 – New ‘Do

After a long night of boozing Melissa decides it’s time for a haircut!

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Dave Goddard plays the part of the Alien Customer]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.2 – New ‘Do

After a long night of boozing Melissa decides it’s time for a haircut!

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Dave Goddard plays the part of the Alien Customer, and Zach Minute acts as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.2 – New ‘Do

After a long night of boozing Melissa decides it’s time for a haircut!

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Dave Goddard plays the part of the Alien Customer, and Zach Minute acts as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>6:19</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.2 – New ‘Do

After a long night of boozing Melissa decides it’s time for a haircut!

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Dave Goddard plays the part of the Alien Customer, and Zach Minute acts as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Totes Legit</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/totes-legit-season-1-5/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2015 23:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.1 – Totes Legit

Shortly after the oddly alluring Baron Von Wasteland rescues Dylan and Melissa, Dylbro hatches a plan to help BVW go legit. Business legit.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Zach Minute acts as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.1 – Totes Legit

Shortly after the oddly alluring Baron Von Wasteland rescues Dylan and Melissa, Dylbro hatches a plan to help BVW go legit. Business legit.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebe]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.1 – Totes Legit

Shortly after the oddly alluring Baron Von Wasteland rescues Dylan and Melissa, Dylbro hatches a plan to help BVW go legit. Business legit.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Zach Minute acts as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast-download/243/totes-legit-season-1-5.mp3" length="15189156" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.1 – Totes Legit

Shortly after the oddly alluring Baron Von Wasteland rescues Dylan and Melissa, Dylbro hatches a plan to help BVW go legit. Business legit.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Zach Minute acts as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>6:20</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Episode 1.5.1 – Totes Legit

Shortly after the oddly alluring Baron Von Wasteland rescues Dylan and Melissa, Dylbro hatches a plan to help BVW go legit. Business legit.

This episode features the voices of Ian McGowan as Dylan and the Baron, and Rebecca Coleman as Melissa. Zach Minute acts as our narrator.

All writing, recording, mixing, editing, and music by Daniel Williams.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-1.5-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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