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		<description>The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens.</description>
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		<itunes:summary>The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens.</itunes:summary>
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		<itunes:explicit>clean</itunes:explicit>
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			<googleplay:explicit>No</googleplay:explicit>
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	<title>The Twelfth Episode</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/the-twelfth-episode/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 15 Aug 2014 02:58:21 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[The season comes to a close.  Everything Jon’s been working towards comes to fruition.  Sort of…  Space battles, monsters, and an epic showdown!  New alliances are formed!  This episode has it all, including the return of your favorite character and mine, What’shisname!  This episode is dedicated to you, listeners.  Hold on to your butts!

This episode was written and rewritten by all the dudes.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan.  The Song “Sinister Pysche” comes from Tab &amp; Anitek, online at soundcloud.com/anitek.  Herr Doktor provided the songs “Miami Call” and “Can You Kiss Me First”.  Find him online at soundcloud.com/herrdoktordj.  “Ground Zero” is from Amt_23, online at esc-laboratory.com.  Finally, Dark Asylum Music provided “Sinister Calamity”.  Find them online at darkasylummusic.bandcamp.com .]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The season comes to a close.  Everything Jon’s been working towards comes to fruition.  Sort of…  Space battles, monsters, and an epic showdown!  New alliances are formed!  This episode has it all, including the return of your favorite character and mine]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The season comes to a close.  Everything Jon’s been working towards comes to fruition.  Sort of…  Space battles, monsters, and an epic showdown!  New alliances are formed!  This episode has it all, including the return of your favorite character and mine, What’shisname!  This episode is dedicated to you, listeners.  Hold on to your butts!

This episode was written and rewritten by all the dudes.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan.  The Song “Sinister Pysche” comes from Tab &amp; Anitek, online at soundcloud.com/anitek.  Herr Doktor provided the songs “Miami Call” and “Can You Kiss Me First”.  Find him online at soundcloud.com/herrdoktordj.  “Ground Zero” is from Amt_23, online at esc-laboratory.com.  Finally, Dark Asylum Music provided “Sinister Calamity”.  Find them online at darkasylummusic.bandcamp.com .]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The season comes to a close.  Everything Jon’s been working towards comes to fruition.  Sort of…  Space battles, monsters, and an epic showdown!  New alliances are formed!  This episode has it all, including the return of your favorite character and mine, What’shisname!  This episode is dedicated to you, listeners.  Hold on to your butts!

This episode was written and rewritten by all the dudes.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan.  The Song “Sinister Pysche” comes from Tab &amp; Anitek, online at soundcloud.com/anitek.  Herr Doktor provided the songs “Miami Call” and “Can You Kiss Me First”.  Find him online at soundcloud.com/herrdoktordj.  “Ground Zero” is from Amt_23, online at esc-laboratory.com.  Finally, Dark Asylum Music provided “Sinister Calamity”.  Find them online at darkasylummusic.bandcamp.com .]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>The Twelfth Episode</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>29:07</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The season comes to a close.  Everything Jon’s been working towards comes to fruition.  Sort of…  Space battles, monsters, and an epic showdown!  New alliances are formed!  This episode has it all, including the return of your favorite character and mine, What’shisname!  This episode is dedicated to you, listeners.  Hold on to your butts!

This episode was written and rewritten by all the dudes.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan.  The Song “Sinister Pysche” comes from Tab &amp; Anitek, online at soundcloud.com/anitek.  Herr Doktor provided the songs “Miami Call” and “Can You Kiss Me First”.  Find him online at soundcloud.com/herrdoktordj.  “Ground Zero” is from Amt_23, online at esc-laboratory.com.  Finally, Dark Asylum Music provided “Sinister Calamity”.  Find them ]]></googleplay:description>
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	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Arcane Assholes</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/arcane-assholes/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2014 04:42:35 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[The mission was simple enough – Get. The. Thing. And they did! Time for some side quests, y’all! The group is finally whole again, and damn it, there’d better not be any more shake-ups! This episode is dedicated to underappreciated fanfic writers the world over. 

Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth all held hands and wished this episode into existence.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

The songs “Lord of the Land”, “Angevin”, “Angevin B”, “The Descent”, “Drums of the Deep”, and “Hall of the Mountain King” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, online at Incompetech.com.  “Ascending Obsolescence” comes thanks to Krackatoa, online at krackatoa.com.  Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The mission was simple enough – Get. The. Thing. And they did! Time for some side quests, y’all! The group is finally whole again, and damn it, there’d better not be any more shake-ups! This episode is dedicated to underappreciated fanfic writers the wor]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The mission was simple enough – Get. The. Thing. And they did! Time for some side quests, y’all! The group is finally whole again, and damn it, there’d better not be any more shake-ups! This episode is dedicated to underappreciated fanfic writers the world over. 

Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth all held hands and wished this episode into existence.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

The songs “Lord of the Land”, “Angevin”, “Angevin B”, “The Descent”, “Drums of the Deep”, and “Hall of the Mountain King” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, online at Incompetech.com.  “Ascending Obsolescence” comes thanks to Krackatoa, online at krackatoa.com.  Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The mission was simple enough – Get. The. Thing. And they did! Time for some side quests, y’all! The group is finally whole again, and damn it, there’d better not be any more shake-ups! This episode is dedicated to underappreciated fanfic writers the world over. 

Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth all held hands and wished this episode into existence.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

The songs “Lord of the Land”, “Angevin”, “Angevin B”, “The Descent”, “Drums of the Deep”, and “Hall of the Mountain King” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, online at Incompetech.com.  “Ascending Obsolescence” comes thanks to Krackatoa, online at krackatoa.com.  Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Arcane Assholes</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>25:36</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The mission was simple enough – Get. The. Thing. And they did! Time for some side quests, y’all! The group is finally whole again, and damn it, there’d better not be any more shake-ups! This episode is dedicated to underappreciated fanfic writers the world over. 

Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth all held hands and wished this episode into existence.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

The songs “Lord of the Land”, “Angevin”, “Angevin B”, “The Descent”, “Drums of the Deep”, and “Hall of the Mountain King” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, online at Incompetech.com.  “Ascending Obsolescence” comes thanks to Krackatoa, online at krackatoa.com.  Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-11-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Dickcicles</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/dickcicles/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2014 03:21:30 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[It’s lonely out in space, but a reunion will set things right. Before that though – Fear! Terror! Water mammals? Things are getting weird, kids. Our group struggles to survive while Jon struggles to get that song out of his head. This episode is dedicated to Wilford Brimley’s mustache.

This episode was factory assembled and freeze-dried for long lasting great taste by Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

“Hanley’s Meadow Opening” and “Hanley’s Meadow Outdoor Drone” appear courtesy of The Rats  &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, online at theratsandpeople.com. The song “Wait ‘til They Get a Load of Me” was provided by Sex In The Eighties, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com. “Bacterial Love” comes from Rolemusic, online at rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com. Finally, Herr Doktor provided “Interlude” and “Walk”. Find him online at soundcloud.com/herrdoktordj.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[It’s lonely out in space, but a reunion will set things right. Before that though – Fear! Terror! Water mammals? Things are getting weird, kids. Our group struggles to survive while Jon struggles to get that song out of his head. This episode is dedicate]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[It’s lonely out in space, but a reunion will set things right. Before that though – Fear! Terror! Water mammals? Things are getting weird, kids. Our group struggles to survive while Jon struggles to get that song out of his head. This episode is dedicated to Wilford Brimley’s mustache.

This episode was factory assembled and freeze-dried for long lasting great taste by Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

“Hanley’s Meadow Opening” and “Hanley’s Meadow Outdoor Drone” appear courtesy of The Rats  &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, online at theratsandpeople.com. The song “Wait ‘til They Get a Load of Me” was provided by Sex In The Eighties, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com. “Bacterial Love” comes from Rolemusic, online at rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com. Finally, Herr Doktor provided “Interlude” and “Walk”. Find him online at soundcloud.com/herrdoktordj.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[It’s lonely out in space, but a reunion will set things right. Before that though – Fear! Terror! Water mammals? Things are getting weird, kids. Our group struggles to survive while Jon struggles to get that song out of his head. This episode is dedicated to Wilford Brimley’s mustache.

This episode was factory assembled and freeze-dried for long lasting great taste by Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

“Hanley’s Meadow Opening” and “Hanley’s Meadow Outdoor Drone” appear courtesy of The Rats  &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, online at theratsandpeople.com. The song “Wait ‘til They Get a Load of Me” was provided by Sex In The Eighties, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com. “Bacterial Love” comes from Rolemusic, online at rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com. Finally, Herr Doktor provided “Interlude” and “Walk”. Find him online at soundcloud.com/herrdoktordj.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Dickcicles</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>26:39</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[It’s lonely out in space, but a reunion will set things right. Before that though – Fear! Terror! Water mammals? Things are getting weird, kids. Our group struggles to survive while Jon struggles to get that song out of his head. This episode is dedicated to Wilford Brimley’s mustache.

This episode was factory assembled and freeze-dried for long lasting great taste by Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

“Hanley’s Meadow Opening” and “Hanley’s Meadow Outdoor Drone” appear courtesy of The Rats  &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, online at theratsandpeople.com. The song “Wait ‘til They Get a Load of Me” was provided by Sex In The Eighties, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com. “Bacterial Love” comes from Rolemusic, online at rolemusic.sawsquarenoise.com. Finally, Herr Doktor provided “Interlude” and “Walk”. Find him onlin]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-10-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Down With The Sickness</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/down-with-the-sickness/</link>
	<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2014 20:19:33 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[Ugh, GEARS. Illness. A shocking twist! You wouldn’t be less of a man for tearing up a little by the end. This episode is dedicated to twisty-mustachioed hipsters the world over.

Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams wielded mighty pens to force this episode into existence.

The latest version of our theme was arranged and performed by Ian McGowan.

The songs “Industrial Revolution” and “Gloom Horizon” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. “Excreted From Our Mother’s Womb” comes from Nora Keyes, online at norakeyes.com. Freemusicarchive.org provided “Cutie” by Eubie Blake and His Orchestra and “Siam Soo” by Happy Six. Finally “Spiral’s Main Theme Number 4” was written and performed by The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, online at theratsandpeople.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Ugh, GEARS. Illness. A shocking twist! You wouldn’t be less of a man for tearing up a little by the end. This episode is dedicated to twisty-mustachioed hipsters the world over.

Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams wielded mighty pens to force this episode]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Ugh, GEARS. Illness. A shocking twist! You wouldn’t be less of a man for tearing up a little by the end. This episode is dedicated to twisty-mustachioed hipsters the world over.

Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams wielded mighty pens to force this episode into existence.

The latest version of our theme was arranged and performed by Ian McGowan.

The songs “Industrial Revolution” and “Gloom Horizon” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. “Excreted From Our Mother’s Womb” comes from Nora Keyes, online at norakeyes.com. Freemusicarchive.org provided “Cutie” by Eubie Blake and His Orchestra and “Siam Soo” by Happy Six. Finally “Spiral’s Main Theme Number 4” was written and performed by The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, online at theratsandpeople.com.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast-download/205/down-with-the-sickness.mp3" length="41840927" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Ugh, GEARS. Illness. A shocking twist! You wouldn’t be less of a man for tearing up a little by the end. This episode is dedicated to twisty-mustachioed hipsters the world over.

Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams wielded mighty pens to force this episode into existence.

The latest version of our theme was arranged and performed by Ian McGowan.

The songs “Industrial Revolution” and “Gloom Horizon” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. “Excreted From Our Mother’s Womb” comes from Nora Keyes, online at norakeyes.com. Freemusicarchive.org provided “Cutie” by Eubie Blake and His Orchestra and “Siam Soo” by Happy Six. Finally “Spiral’s Main Theme Number 4” was written and performed by The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, online at theratsandpeople.com.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Down With The Sickness</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>29:03</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Ugh, GEARS. Illness. A shocking twist! You wouldn’t be less of a man for tearing up a little by the end. This episode is dedicated to twisty-mustachioed hipsters the world over.

Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams wielded mighty pens to force this episode into existence.

The latest version of our theme was arranged and performed by Ian McGowan.

The songs “Industrial Revolution” and “Gloom Horizon” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. “Excreted From Our Mother’s Womb” comes from Nora Keyes, online at norakeyes.com. Freemusicarchive.org provided “Cutie” by Eubie Blake and His Orchestra and “Siam Soo” by Happy Six. Finally “Spiral’s Main Theme Number 4” was written and performed by The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, online at theratsandpeople.com.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-9-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Waste More Space</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/waste-more-space/</link>
	<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2014 04:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.harbingersofcalamity.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=196</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[Huzzah! New character back-story! Jealousy and confusion! Mutants? This episode has it all! Ted demands trial by combat, but who will be his champion? Spoilers- nobody! This episode is dedicated to all the single ladies on Themyscira.

This episode was hastily typed up by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Our most badass theme yet was arranged and performed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Exhilarate” and “Future Gladiator” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. MSIF provided “The Boogie That’s Mine.”  Find him online at msif.bandcamp.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[Huzzah! New character back-story! Jealousy and confusion! Mutants? This episode has it all! Ted demands trial by combat, but who will be his champion? Spoilers- nobody! This episode is dedicated to all the single ladies on Themyscira.

This episode was]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Huzzah! New character back-story! Jealousy and confusion! Mutants? This episode has it all! Ted demands trial by combat, but who will be his champion? Spoilers- nobody! This episode is dedicated to all the single ladies on Themyscira.

This episode was hastily typed up by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Our most badass theme yet was arranged and performed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Exhilarate” and “Future Gladiator” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. MSIF provided “The Boogie That’s Mine.”  Find him online at msif.bandcamp.com.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[Huzzah! New character back-story! Jealousy and confusion! Mutants? This episode has it all! Ted demands trial by combat, but who will be his champion? Spoilers- nobody! This episode is dedicated to all the single ladies on Themyscira.

This episode was hastily typed up by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Our most badass theme yet was arranged and performed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Exhilarate” and “Future Gladiator” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. MSIF provided “The Boogie That’s Mine.”  Find him online at msif.bandcamp.com.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-8-Page-Graphic.jpg</url>
		<title>Waste More Space</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>23:51</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[Huzzah! New character back-story! Jealousy and confusion! Mutants? This episode has it all! Ted demands trial by combat, but who will be his champion? Spoilers- nobody! This episode is dedicated to all the single ladies on Themyscira.

This episode was hastily typed up by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Our most badass theme yet was arranged and performed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Exhilarate” and “Future Gladiator” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. MSIF provided “The Boogie That’s Mine.”  Find him online at msif.bandcamp.com.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-8-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Loose Booty</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/loose-booty/</link>
	<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2014 05:45:37 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.harbingersofcalamity.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=189</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[The past becomes the present and the future is now (again)! Quickly mourn two more fallen comrades, but don’t take too long! There be booty to plunder! This episode is dedicated to the Truffle Shuffle.

This episode took the collected efforts of Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams to write.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Gypsy Shoegazer” and “Miris Magic Dance” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. “Poker Stomp” comes from The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com. “So What’s the Use” was performed by Billy Murray, and comes from freemusicarchive.org. Finally, the songs “The Drunken Billy Goat”, “Tripping Up the Stairs”, and “Coleraine” were performed by Nicole Kovaluk.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The past becomes the present and the future is now (again)! Quickly mourn two more fallen comrades, but don’t take too long! There be booty to plunder! This episode is dedicated to the Truffle Shuffle.

This episode took the collected efforts of Adam B]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The past becomes the present and the future is now (again)! Quickly mourn two more fallen comrades, but don’t take too long! There be booty to plunder! This episode is dedicated to the Truffle Shuffle.

This episode took the collected efforts of Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams to write.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Gypsy Shoegazer” and “Miris Magic Dance” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. “Poker Stomp” comes from The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com. “So What’s the Use” was performed by Billy Murray, and comes from freemusicarchive.org. Finally, the songs “The Drunken Billy Goat”, “Tripping Up the Stairs”, and “Coleraine” were performed by Nicole Kovaluk.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast-download/189/loose-booty.mp3" length="48624405" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The past becomes the present and the future is now (again)! Quickly mourn two more fallen comrades, but don’t take too long! There be booty to plunder! This episode is dedicated to the Truffle Shuffle.

This episode took the collected efforts of Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams to write.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Gypsy Shoegazer” and “Miris Magic Dance” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. “Poker Stomp” comes from The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com. “So What’s the Use” was performed by Billy Murray, and comes from freemusicarchive.org. Finally, the songs “The Drunken Billy Goat”, “Tripping Up the Stairs”, and “Coleraine” were performed by Nicole Kovaluk.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-7-Page-Graphic.jpg</url>
		<title>Loose Booty</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>33:46</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The past becomes the present and the future is now (again)! Quickly mourn two more fallen comrades, but don’t take too long! There be booty to plunder! This episode is dedicated to the Truffle Shuffle.

This episode took the collected efforts of Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams to write.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Gypsy Shoegazer” and “Miris Magic Dance” appear courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. “Poker Stomp” comes from The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com. “So What’s the Use” was performed by Billy Murray, and comes from freemusicarchive.org. Finally, the songs “The Drunken Billy Goat”, “Tripping Up the Stairs”, and “Coleraine” were performed by Nicole Kovaluk.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-7-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Wasted Space</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/space-wasted/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2014 05:08:42 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.harbingersofcalamity.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=180</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[The curtain gets pulled back. The wizard is met, and he’s kind of an asshole.  Intergalactic politics hasn’t been this exciting since The Phantom Menace! This episode is dedicated to Kal-El.

This episode was spewed forth from the minds of Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The song “A Few Good Men” comes from MSIF, at msif.bandcamp.com. “8-bit Dungeon Boss” appears courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. Finally, “Julius Seizure” and “Groaning Clones” are from Commichung, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The curtain gets pulled back. The wizard is met, and he’s kind of an asshole.  Intergalactic politics hasn’t been this exciting since The Phantom Menace! This episode is dedicated to Kal-El.

This episode was spewed forth from the minds of Adam Baugher]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The curtain gets pulled back. The wizard is met, and he’s kind of an asshole.  Intergalactic politics hasn’t been this exciting since The Phantom Menace! This episode is dedicated to Kal-El.

This episode was spewed forth from the minds of Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The song “A Few Good Men” comes from MSIF, at msif.bandcamp.com. “8-bit Dungeon Boss” appears courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. Finally, “Julius Seizure” and “Groaning Clones” are from Commichung, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast-download/180/space-wasted.mp3" length="27772421" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The curtain gets pulled back. The wizard is met, and he’s kind of an asshole.  Intergalactic politics hasn’t been this exciting since The Phantom Menace! This episode is dedicated to Kal-El.

This episode was spewed forth from the minds of Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The song “A Few Good Men” comes from MSIF, at msif.bandcamp.com. “8-bit Dungeon Boss” appears courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. Finally, “Julius Seizure” and “Groaning Clones” are from Commichung, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<image>
		<url>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-6-Page-Graphic.jpg</url>
		<title>Wasted Space</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>19:17</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The curtain gets pulled back. The wizard is met, and he’s kind of an asshole.  Intergalactic politics hasn’t been this exciting since The Phantom Menace! This episode is dedicated to Kal-El.

This episode was spewed forth from the minds of Adam Baugher, William Mead, and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The song “A Few Good Men” comes from MSIF, at msif.bandcamp.com. “8-bit Dungeon Boss” appears courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. Finally, “Julius Seizure” and “Groaning Clones” are from Commichung, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-6-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Killer Clouds From Outer Space</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/killer-clouds-from-outer-space/</link>
	<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2014 03:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.harbingersofcalamity.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=174</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[There’s a familiar hum in the air. Is it love that our group is feelin’? Nah, it’s death, destruction, and mayhem. The coffee is pretty good here though. This episode is dedicated to Burt Reynolds.

This episode was etched in to the cultural zeitgeist by Adam Baugher and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs, “Wasted” and “Composite Sketch” appear courtesy of Popular Mechanics, online at popularmechanics.bandcamp.com.  “I Just Wanna Get Inside Ya” comes from Tight Pants Syndrome, online at tightpantssyndrome.bandcamp.com. “Digital Bark”, “Robopocalypse 2” and “Unnatural Situation” are courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. Finally, the song “Trendsetter” was provided by Sex In The Eighties, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[There’s a familiar hum in the air. Is it love that our group is feelin’? Nah, it’s death, destruction, and mayhem. The coffee is pretty good here though. This episode is dedicated to Burt Reynolds.

This episode was etched in to the cultural zeitgeist ]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[There’s a familiar hum in the air. Is it love that our group is feelin’? Nah, it’s death, destruction, and mayhem. The coffee is pretty good here though. This episode is dedicated to Burt Reynolds.

This episode was etched in to the cultural zeitgeist by Adam Baugher and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs, “Wasted” and “Composite Sketch” appear courtesy of Popular Mechanics, online at popularmechanics.bandcamp.com.  “I Just Wanna Get Inside Ya” comes from Tight Pants Syndrome, online at tightpantssyndrome.bandcamp.com. “Digital Bark”, “Robopocalypse 2” and “Unnatural Situation” are courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. Finally, the song “Trendsetter” was provided by Sex In The Eighties, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast-download/174/killer-clouds-from-outer-space.mp3" length="24315480" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[There’s a familiar hum in the air. Is it love that our group is feelin’? Nah, it’s death, destruction, and mayhem. The coffee is pretty good here though. This episode is dedicated to Burt Reynolds.

This episode was etched in to the cultural zeitgeist by Adam Baugher and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs, “Wasted” and “Composite Sketch” appear courtesy of Popular Mechanics, online at popularmechanics.bandcamp.com.  “I Just Wanna Get Inside Ya” comes from Tight Pants Syndrome, online at tightpantssyndrome.bandcamp.com. “Digital Bark”, “Robopocalypse 2” and “Unnatural Situation” are courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. Finally, the song “Trendsetter” was provided by Sex In The Eighties, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-5-Page-Graphic.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-5-Page-Graphic.jpg</url>
		<title>Killer Clouds From Outer Space</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>16:53</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[There’s a familiar hum in the air. Is it love that our group is feelin’? Nah, it’s death, destruction, and mayhem. The coffee is pretty good here though. This episode is dedicated to Burt Reynolds.

This episode was etched in to the cultural zeitgeist by Adam Baugher and Todd Roth.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs, “Wasted” and “Composite Sketch” appear courtesy of Popular Mechanics, online at popularmechanics.bandcamp.com.  “I Just Wanna Get Inside Ya” comes from Tight Pants Syndrome, online at tightpantssyndrome.bandcamp.com. “Digital Bark”, “Robopocalypse 2” and “Unnatural Situation” are courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com. Finally, the song “Trendsetter” was provided by Sex In The Eighties, and can be found online at harbingersofcalamity.ban]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-5-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Sex Robots</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/sex-robots/</link>
	<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2014 04:04:37 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.harbingersofcalamity.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=622</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[THE FUTURE IS NOW.  IN A WORLD WHERE RIDICULOUS STEREOTYPES BASED ON NATIONALITY GO UNNOTICED CAN OUR HEROES BEAT THE CLOCK, GET THE GIRL, AND SAVE THE DAY?  This episode is dedicated to all of the fallen replicants.  Never forget.

This episode was painstakingly assembled by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed and performed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Just a Human” and “Electric Dice” appear courtesy of Humdrum, online at humdrumband.com. “Full Circle” and “Touch Me, Touch Me (I’m Just That Type of Girl)” come from MSIF, at msif.bandcamp.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[THE FUTURE IS NOW.  IN A WORLD WHERE RIDICULOUS STEREOTYPES BASED ON NATIONALITY GO UNNOTICED CAN OUR HEROES BEAT THE CLOCK, GET THE GIRL, AND SAVE THE DAY?  This episode is dedicated to all of the fallen replicants.  Never forget.

This episode was pa]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[THE FUTURE IS NOW.  IN A WORLD WHERE RIDICULOUS STEREOTYPES BASED ON NATIONALITY GO UNNOTICED CAN OUR HEROES BEAT THE CLOCK, GET THE GIRL, AND SAVE THE DAY?  This episode is dedicated to all of the fallen replicants.  Never forget.

This episode was painstakingly assembled by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed and performed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Just a Human” and “Electric Dice” appear courtesy of Humdrum, online at humdrumband.com. “Full Circle” and “Touch Me, Touch Me (I’m Just That Type of Girl)” come from MSIF, at msif.bandcamp.com.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast-download/622/sex-robots.mp3" length="36739527" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[THE FUTURE IS NOW.  IN A WORLD WHERE RIDICULOUS STEREOTYPES BASED ON NATIONALITY GO UNNOTICED CAN OUR HEROES BEAT THE CLOCK, GET THE GIRL, AND SAVE THE DAY?  This episode is dedicated to all of the fallen replicants.  Never forget.

This episode was painstakingly assembled by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed and performed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Just a Human” and “Electric Dice” appear courtesy of Humdrum, online at humdrumband.com. “Full Circle” and “Touch Me, Touch Me (I’m Just That Type of Girl)” come from MSIF, at msif.bandcamp.com.]]></itunes:summary>
	<itunes:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-4-Page-Graphic.jpg"></itunes:image>
	<image>
		<url>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-4-Page-Graphic.jpg</url>
		<title>Sex Robots</title>
	</image>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>25:31</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[THE FUTURE IS NOW.  IN A WORLD WHERE RIDICULOUS STEREOTYPES BASED ON NATIONALITY GO UNNOTICED CAN OUR HEROES BEAT THE CLOCK, GET THE GIRL, AND SAVE THE DAY?  This episode is dedicated to all of the fallen replicants.  Never forget.

This episode was painstakingly assembled by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed and performed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Just a Human” and “Electric Dice” appear courtesy of Humdrum, online at humdrumband.com. “Full Circle” and “Touch Me, Touch Me (I’m Just That Type of Girl)” come from MSIF, at msif.bandcamp.com.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-4-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
</item>

<item>
	<title>Whiskey and Women</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/whiskey-and-women/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 28 Feb 2014 04:01:42 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
	<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.harbingersofcalamity.com/?post_type=podcast&#038;p=619</guid>
	<description><![CDATA[A glimmer of hope as the group returns from whence they came.  A new quest, new allies, and new revelations abound.  This episode is dedicated to William T. Riker.

This episode was crafted with love by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by The Good Deeds (featuring Daniel Williams on drums).

The songs “Kick in the Teeth”, “Whiskey at the End of the World”, and “Caffeine, Nicotine, and Reefer” appear courtesy of The Campfire Club, online at thecampfireclub.bandcamp.com. “Whorehouse” and “Milkin’ It” come from The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[A glimmer of hope as the group returns from whence they came.  A new quest, new allies, and new revelations abound.  This episode is dedicated to William T. Riker.

This episode was crafted with love by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

The main them]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[A glimmer of hope as the group returns from whence they came.  A new quest, new allies, and new revelations abound.  This episode is dedicated to William T. Riker.

This episode was crafted with love by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by The Good Deeds (featuring Daniel Williams on drums).

The songs “Kick in the Teeth”, “Whiskey at the End of the World”, and “Caffeine, Nicotine, and Reefer” appear courtesy of The Campfire Club, online at thecampfireclub.bandcamp.com. “Whorehouse” and “Milkin’ It” come from The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com.]]></content:encoded>
	<enclosure url="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast-download/619/whiskey-and-women.mp3" length="36257411" type="audio/mpeg"></enclosure>
	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[A glimmer of hope as the group returns from whence they came.  A new quest, new allies, and new revelations abound.  This episode is dedicated to William T. Riker.

This episode was crafted with love by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by The Good Deeds (featuring Daniel Williams on drums).

The songs “Kick in the Teeth”, “Whiskey at the End of the World”, and “Caffeine, Nicotine, and Reefer” appear courtesy of The Campfire Club, online at thecampfireclub.bandcamp.com. “Whorehouse” and “Milkin’ It” come from The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Whiskey and Women</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>25:11</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[A glimmer of hope as the group returns from whence they came.  A new quest, new allies, and new revelations abound.  This episode is dedicated to William T. Riker.

This episode was crafted with love by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by The Good Deeds (featuring Daniel Williams on drums).

The songs “Kick in the Teeth”, “Whiskey at the End of the World”, and “Caffeine, Nicotine, and Reefer” appear courtesy of The Campfire Club, online at thecampfireclub.bandcamp.com. “Whorehouse” and “Milkin’ It” come from The Rats &amp; People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-3-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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	<title>Harbingers of Calamity Part 2</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/harbingers-of-calamity-part-2-2/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2014 23:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[A second reunion. A first battle. The group explores a strange new world and tests their mettle. Jason reveals he hates Dungeons and Dragons. This episode is dedicated to the Light of the Seven.

This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Get it Right” and “Nothing Feels Right” appear courtesy of Tok, online at tokandroll.com. “Final Battle” comes from The Rats and People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com. “Angevin B” and “Black Vortex” are courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[A second reunion. A first battle. The group explores a strange new world and tests their mettle. Jason reveals he hates Dungeons and Dragons. This episode is dedicated to the Light of the Seven.

This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, W]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[A second reunion. A first battle. The group explores a strange new world and tests their mettle. Jason reveals he hates Dungeons and Dragons. This episode is dedicated to the Light of the Seven.

This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Get it Right” and “Nothing Feels Right” appear courtesy of Tok, online at tokandroll.com. “Final Battle” comes from The Rats and People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com. “Angevin B” and “Black Vortex” are courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[A second reunion. A first battle. The group explores a strange new world and tests their mettle. Jason reveals he hates Dungeons and Dragons. This episode is dedicated to the Light of the Seven.

This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Get it Right” and “Nothing Feels Right” appear courtesy of Tok, online at tokandroll.com. “Final Battle” comes from The Rats and People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com. “Angevin B” and “Black Vortex” are courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com.]]></itunes:summary>
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	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>21:39</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[A second reunion. A first battle. The group explores a strange new world and tests their mettle. Jason reveals he hates Dungeons and Dragons. This episode is dedicated to the Light of the Seven.

This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The songs “Get it Right” and “Nothing Feels Right” appear courtesy of Tok, online at tokandroll.com. “Final Battle” comes from The Rats and People Motion Picture Orchestra, at theratsandpeople.com. “Angevin B” and “Black Vortex” are courtesy of Kevin MacLeod, at Incompetech.com.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-2-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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<item>
	<title>Harbingers of Calamity Part 1</title>
	<link>https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/podcast/harbingers-of-calamity-part-1-5/</link>
	<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jan 2014 23:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
	<dc:creator><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></dc:creator>
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	<description><![CDATA[The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens. This episode is dedicated to Gary Gygax.

This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players featuring Nicole Kovaluk, Ian McGowan, Matt Pace, David Ruvolo, Brien Seyle, and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The song “Pair of Eyes” appears courtesy of the band Humdrum, online at humdrumband.com. "Emlékmás" appears courtesy of Obsidian Shell, online at obsidianshell.com.]]></description>
	<itunes:subtitle><![CDATA[The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens. This episode is dedicated to Gary Gygax.

This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams.

The main]]></itunes:subtitle>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens. This episode is dedicated to Gary Gygax.

This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players featuring Nicole Kovaluk, Ian McGowan, Matt Pace, David Ruvolo, Brien Seyle, and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The song “Pair of Eyes” appears courtesy of the band Humdrum, online at humdrumband.com. "Emlékmás" appears courtesy of Obsidian Shell, online at obsidianshell.com.]]></content:encoded>
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	<itunes:summary><![CDATA[The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens. This episode is dedicated to Gary Gygax.

This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players featuring Nicole Kovaluk, Ian McGowan, Matt Pace, David Ruvolo, Brien Seyle, and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The song “Pair of Eyes” appears courtesy of the band Humdrum, online at humdrumband.com. "Emlékmás" appears courtesy of Obsidian Shell, online at obsidianshell.com.]]></itunes:summary>
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		<title>Harbingers of Calamity Part 1</title>
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	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
	<itunes:block>no</itunes:block>
	<itunes:duration>15:51</itunes:duration>
	<itunes:author><![CDATA[A Beginner's Guide to Interplanetary Destruction]]></itunes:author>	<googleplay:description><![CDATA[The Harbingers of Calamity reunite to celebrate the life of a friend. Until some. Thing. Happens. This episode is dedicated to Gary Gygax.

This episode was written by Adam Baugher, Ian McGowan, William Mead, Todd Roth, and Daniel Williams.

The main theme was composed by Ian McGowan and Daniel Williams, and was performed by the Interplanetary Destruction Players featuring Nicole Kovaluk, Ian McGowan, Matt Pace, David Ruvolo, Brien Seyle, and Daniel Williams.

Visit harbingersofcalamity.bandcamp.com to download original music written and recorded by Daniel Williams and Ian McGowan. The song “Pair of Eyes” appears courtesy of the band Humdrum, online at humdrumband.com. "Emlékmás" appears courtesy of Obsidian Shell, online at obsidianshell.com.]]></googleplay:description>
	<googleplay:image href="https://calamitycast.com/beginnersguide/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/12/Episode-1-Page-Graphic.jpg"></googleplay:image>
	<googleplay:explicit>Yes</googleplay:explicit>
	<googleplay:block>no</googleplay:block>
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